Seasoning Jokes - 27 Hilarious Seasoning Jokes

Garlic powder $5.99. Steak seasoning $14.99. Pepper shaker $9.99.

Forgetting to grab your shopping bag at the grocery store counter.......spiceless

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People tell me they love Jerk Seasoning, just not my interpretation of it

Because apparently, it's not very nice when I throw Rosemary at them while they Masturbate

I threw a seasoning at someone they said it was assault

But it was pepper

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What Do You Call It When You Make a Seasoning Mistake?

An oregano-no

What's a Squirrels favorite seasoning?

Nutmeg.

Someone once tried to tell me a really boring joke about chicken seasoning

I just said "Boo! Yawn!"

A chef I know just boiled up a chicken carcass with seasoning, vegetables and nitrous oxide.

I told him he's made himself a laughing stock.

I accidentally bought expired seasoning at the store

It was a bad thyme

Time flies when you name your bird after seasoning.

I am aware that the correct spelling is thyme

They finally released the book about my favourite seasoning

It's about thyme.

When it comes to seasoning fish..

It's all about right plaice, right thyme

What's the worst way to introduce yourself to a seasoning?

Cumin side her.

Flavored lube is technically meat seasoning if you think about it

Wouldn’t use it on the grill, though

What seasoning does a widowed cannibal use?

Old Bae

The worlds two largest manufacturers of broth seasoning cubes are merging.

It was a multi-bouillon dollar deal.

My wife was running low on some seasoning for Thanksgiving dinner, so she stretched it by adding marijuana.

It was high thyme.

I was seasoning my steak when one of my spice container lids popped open and spilled all over.

It was quite the waste of thyme

What did the Italian guy say, when he got covered with seasoning?

I've been a-salted!

70% of dishes are under-seasoned, according to a recent survey by the seasoning manufacturers' association. Obviously, this is biased.

Take it with a grain of salt.

I've never really got the point of herbs and seasoning...

I just think it's a waste of thyme.

Call me crazy, but I think if someone tells you how they feel they should also be required to provide you with a common food seasoning.

That's just my opinion though, so take it with a grain of salt.

A convent in a small Italian village ran out of seasoning as they were prepping meals for orphans.

One of the older nuns decided she'd quickly ride her bicycle through town to market and pick some up. As nuns do not travel alone, a younger sister accompanied her.

The streets seemed lined with more of the townspeople than usual on this day and while the nuns were at the market a boistero...

Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning

But I took it with a pinch of sugar

I've built a spice catapult that is capable of seasoning a steak from a distance of 100 yards.

It's a little hard to aim but there's no sense crying over every missed steak.

How can you tell the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?

By their seasoning.

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At dinner yesterday evening, the dog was looking up at me trying to mooch for food.

She said, "You're really a great cook! I love the fresh foods you pick, and the seasoning is amazing!"

I glared down at her and said, "Nice try, but after you ate that deer poop in the yard this afternoon your opinions on food quality don't carry much weight around here."

This joke is a little crude, but...

In the early 1700s, two upper-class British gentlemen are celebrating Christmas together and giving each other gifts. The first man gives the second a fine golden pocket watch with impeccable craftmanship, a pristine and delicate item for only the wealthy. When it comes time for the second gentleman...

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