A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day...
She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favorite: a sandwich on italian bread, made with turkey, american cheese, pickles, onions, mustard, and mayo. The husband walks into the kitchen, sits down, and takes a bite. His wife asks the same thing she always asks, “Hows the san...
Someone once tried to tell me a really boring joke about chicken seasoning
I just said "Boo! Yawn!"
I was seasoning my steak when one of my spice container lids popped open and spilled all over.
It was quite the waste of thyme
What’s the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll?
Time flies when you name your bird after seasoning.
I am aware that the correct spelling is thyme
What's the worst way to introduce yourself to a seasoning?
Cumin side her.
Flavored lube is technically meat seasoning if you think about it
Wouldn’t use it on the grill, though
70% of dishes are under-seasoned, according to a recent survey by the seasoning manufacturers' association. Obviously, this is biased.
Take it with a grain of salt.
The worlds two largest manufacturers of broth seasoning cubes are merging.
It was a multi-bouillon dollar deal.
A convent in a small Italian village ran out of seasoning as they were prepping meals for orphans.
One of the older nuns decided she'd quickly ride her bicycle through town to market and pick some up. As nuns do not travel alone, a younger sister accompanied her.
The streets seemed lined with more of the townspeople than usual on this day and while the nuns were at the market a boistero...