Threading Jokes - 4 Hilarious Threading Jokes

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Sex is like threading a needle.

It's easier to get in after a little lick.

Hold it firmly in your hand, put it in your mouth, lick it, straighten it, and put it in the hole

Man, threading a needle is difficult work.

I made an abacus by threading string through polo mints....

....it has improved my menthol arithmetic

To make it stand, you wet it.

To make it wet, you suck it.

To make it stiff, you lick it.

To get it in, you push it!

Damn! Threading a needle at any age is no joke.

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