Danny, the leader of the bunch, turns to his three pals.
"Holy shit guys, now's our chance!"
"Yeah!" says Tommy, "Let's get drunk!"
So Tommy threads himself through the pants of the tux in a U shape, forming a nice looking pai...
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There is this guy who has this major crush on this girl that works at the bar he hangs out at. He would love to talk to her but every time he sees her he gets the biggest boner.
One day he noticed her behind the bar and quickly sat on a bar stool. He felt this was the perfect chance to talk to her knowing that if he got a boner it would be hidden under the bar top. They get to talking and he finally asks her out. She said yes and the man was ecstatic, h...
An illustrious Count, Wictor Oblodowsky, agrees to conduct Beethoven's 9th Symphony in a Baltimore gym.
He's hesitant at first. He'd only been to America once before, and it was a favor for a friend. The oboist in his orchestra kindly loaned him the first season of The Wire, but the Count never watched it, as he'd never gotten around to buying a DVD player.
After an uneventful flight and some t...
Englishman, Frenchman and New Yorker Meet The Cannibals
Oldie but goodie
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a New Yorker are out exploring, and they're captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals says "We're going to eat you now, because we're cannibals and that's what we do. But we're not savages like we used to be, so we're not going to tortur...