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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron

Which is ironic.

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My wife said my stew was too salty, was far too watery and left her with a strange metallic after taste.

Bitch... I put my blood, sweat and tears into that dish.

I tossed and turned as I heard metallic sounds coming from the next bedroom.

It was a restless knight.

Soviet joke about russian army. Still relevant.

Give a private two metallic spheres. After a while one will be broken, one - lost.

The dentist said that he could knock me out with gas, or he could use a big metallic rock.

I said ether/ore.

When people scare me, I throw metallic elements at them.

Call that a defense magnesium

I used to get a nasty electric shock every time I touched something metallic.

But thankfully I’m cured.

I’m ex-static!

What language do metallic fruits periodically speak?

Manganese.

What is metallic and if enters through your eye can kill you?

A train

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I was a big metal fan back in high school.

Back in high school I was a big metal fan.

At the beginning of the summer holidays I was at this awesome house party.

It was just high school kids in the house so we were able to turn the volume way up and had a pretty awesome playlist: Metallica, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Mai...

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