A scientist, a mathematician, and in idiot all die in a car wreck and go to Heaven.
"Unfortunately, since heaven is quite full at the moment, I am only going to allow one of you in," the Devil says. "Whoever can ask me a question that I cannot answer correctly will be admitted into heaven. The rest will go to hell."
So the scientist steps up and asks him, "What is the most c...
Thanks to video games, kids today have a warped sense of the word "Boss"...
Last weekend I introduced my son to my boss ...he drank a potion, then attacked her!
The guardsman, the commissar, and the orks.
Preface: In case you are not familiar with the Warhammer universe, if enough orks believe something, reality will warp to make it so. And no... I am not the author of the joke... Do get over it please.
Once upon a time, there was a fierce battle raging in the jungle between the Imperi...
A man walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing only saran warp...
The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts!"
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A newfie, an American and a Englishman....
Are stranded on a desert island. Each day they search for a way home and some food to survive until the next when one day the Englishman stumbles upon a mysterious lamp. The Englishman rubs it and a genie appears.
"I will grant you one wish" "Grant me to be home with my wife and kids" ...
A cynical man wishes to a Genie that he would be a psychic.
The Genie nods and snaps his fingers, and the man is warped back to his home.
Eager to see if the Genie was telling the truth, the man tests his power on a friend. When he failed to make the right guess, he shouted in frustration.
"God. I KNEW this would happen!"
We should just use wood in our Alcubierre drives.
After all, it warps already.
I have a lot in common with my brake rotors..
We're both warped and barely functioning.