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I went to trending searches.

Ted Kaczynski is blowing up!

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I just noticed that Oedipus is trending.

It's gotta be for a motherfucking reason.

So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr.

She's all over the dashboard!

With #DiaperDon trending on Twitter, his weird dancing makes since.

He’s trying to wiggle out his poo.

"Ebola" is trending on Twitter...

...does that mean it's gone viral?

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There was a little girl who really loved dolls. She had a big collection of them in her bedroom.

There was a little girl who really loved dolls. She had a big collection of them in her bedroom. One day, while she was browsing through a shop on her own, she spotted a really beautiful doll. It would make a perfect addition to her collection. She only hoped she had enough money to buy it.

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Call of Duty

Military Coup Edition trending in Moscow.

What do you call a Disease which is #1 in Trending?

A Viral Disease.

Roses are red, I've got a bad cough

Settings -> Notifications -> Trending -> **OFF**

How do all these anti-Trump Youtube videos make it to Trending in a matter of minutes?

Fake views.

Not Bragging

Not to brag but I used hand soap before it was trending.

I keep submitting jokes to Reddit but none of them get popular. Last week I posted ten puns!

I thought at least one of them would get trending.

As it turned out, no pun in ten did.

Jeff Bezos paid a Brazilian arsonist

Desperate to get #AmazonFire trending.

What's the difference between good jokes and bad ones?

I never get notifications that good jokes are trending on reddit.

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