Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes - 7 Hilarious Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes

I shot my first Thanksgiving turkey this year.

Scared the hell out of everyone else in the grocery store.

Wives are like Thanksgiving Turkeys.

They eventually get fat and then stop gobbling.

Why did you ruin the Thanksgiving turkey at the last minute?

It just wasn't very well thawed out.
(it's bad, but it's mine)

What does Trump have in common with the Thanksgiving turkey?

Both will need a pardon by Thanksgiving

[From my 8-year-old] What did the Mandalorian say about how to cook the Thanksgiving turkey?

...This is the way.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

I was carving the Thanksgiving turkey and cut my hand. My not so bright brother-in-law ran over and grabbed the bloody wound with his fingers and started twisting it. I screamed “Ouch!! What the hell are you doing!”

He replied, “I’m applying a turn-a-cut”

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