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Potluck Jokes

Going to a church potluck...

A man calls his friend to remind him about a church potluck tomorrow.

"Ok," he says, "My wife and I will bring the cheese, and you and your wife need to bring the bread."

His friend, who is kind of an anxious mess says, "Oh man, that's a lot to remember. I'm kind of freaking out. I d...

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

A group of cannibals started a potluck....

Their slogan is "Bring a friend."

What do you call a person's tendency to discover drugs in unexpected places?

Potluck

I got invited to a potluck orgy...

It was first come first serve.

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

While planning a potluck at work, one of my coworkers asked if we had any vegans on the team.

I told her probably not. They would have let us know several times by now.

Bad hearing

I went to a potluck the other night and brought some salami to share.

My friends looked at me confused and said "We told you to bring sashimi, not salami".

I apologized and explained that my herring was bad.

One of the patrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck. Her son, Little Johnny, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BBs in the other.

He tripped and the BBs, naturally, went right into the pot of beans.
Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing.
The dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the favorite dishes.
The next day, the church secretary...

Obviously, this is a cake day post

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake.



They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?"



I said, "yes".

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Zoom Thanksgiving

Our potluck is going to hit everyone a little different this year. My dad will finally have the whole turkey to himself. Aunt Mary will be wasted all day since she agreed to get the keg. Grandma might go into a diabetic coma since she only makes desserts. And I hope Uncle Larry starves to death sinc...

I brought weed and poker chips to my family reunion last week.

Apparently I missed the memo on what a "potluck dinner" was.

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Alright, let me get the facts straight...

The farm decided to have a potluck?
That's correct.
And the last time you saw your son he was with Mrs. Dogs adopted son?
That's correct officer, he's a chicken.
You mean he's cowardly?
No, I mean Mrs. Dog adopted a chicken as her son.
So, Ms. Bull, why...

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church bulletin bloopers

*These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:*
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for ...

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