I heard someone in my town was giving away waterfowl...

So I stopped by to take a gander.

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[OC] One day I went waterfowl hunting...

As I sat still in my boat, I quietly scanned the area. I heard a rustling in the bushes along the shore. As I looked over to where I heard the noise, I saw two beautiful Mallards step out of from the cover of the shrubbery. As they were walking they stopped briefly and started pooping. I knew this w...

What do you call a patio covered in waterfowl

a Porch-o-geese

Two Jewish duck hunters make a kill on the same waterfowl

But who takes the bill?

My friend died from eating too much waterfowl

I thought he had lived a good, happy life

He told me that he was full of Egrets

An American Indian meets a cowboy

Since neither of them knows each other's language, they start a sign conversation.

Indian approaches first, pointing his finger to cowboy's chest. Cowboy responds with pointing his two fingers to Indian's face. Then Indian makes a rooftop gesture with his hands, to which cowboy reacts with a ...

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