I've started a waterfowl migration service with my friend
I call it two men and a duck.
I think stimulus checks should also extend to all waterfowl.
Because ducks have bills too, you know.
I heard someone in my town was giving away waterfowl...
So I stopped by to take a gander.
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[OC] One day I went waterfowl hunting...
As I sat still in my boat, I quietly scanned the area. I heard a rustling in the bushes along the shore. As I looked over to where I heard the noise, I saw two beautiful Mallards step out of from the cover of the shrubbery. As they were walking they stopped briefly and started pooping. I knew this w...
I’m making a film on waterfowl.
It’s a duckumentary!
What do you call a patio covered in waterfowl
Two Jewish duck hunters make a kill on the same waterfowl
But who takes the bill?
My friend died from eating too much waterfowl
I thought he had lived a good, happy life
He told me that he was full of Egrets
An American Indian meets a cowboy
Since neither of them knows each other's language, they start a sign conversation.
Indian approaches first, pointing his finger to cowboy's chest. Cowboy responds with pointing his two fingers to Indian's face. Then Indian makes a rooftop gesture with his hands, to which cowboy reacts with a ...