A Chemist, an Engineer, an Electrician and an IT guy get stranded on the side of the road after their car break down...
It’s the dead of winter and the wind chill is below freezing. One of them gets off the phone with the towing company, “they said it’s going to be at least two hours.” They all stay in the car.
After a few minutes the Chemist tells the other three, “I’m pretty sure I know what happened......
Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match?
He took asteroids.
In the year 2045 Elon is tired of importing ice-cream from Earth to the Martian colonies.
The next day he puts a group of dairy cows on a rocket to Mars.
But inter-planetary customs officers make him hold the rocket in orbit while they inspect the cows. Earth leaders don't want to lose the tax revenue from exporting ice-cream and are looking for a reason to reposes his cattle. ...
Maybe it's not global warming.
**Maybe it's just planetary menopause**