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Earthly Jokes

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A priest dies and goes to Heaven

As heā€™s waiting for his turn at the pearly gates, he notices a sign saying that each individualā€™s experience in eternity will depend on how they have impacted peopleā€™s lives on Earth. This sight pleases him as his occupation is highly regarded in the Christian faith, so the pinnacle of heavenly blis...

It's St Peter's day off and Jesus is manning the Pearly Gates...

When an old man arrives seeking admission. Jesus starts running through the application form.

"Name?" says Jesus in bored tone of voice.

"Joseph." The old man replies.

"Occupation?" Jesus drone on.

"Carpenter." Jesus looks up a little surprised but he continues.

"C...

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