What's a vegan's favorite non-terrestrial moon in the solar system?

En-salad-us

I gave up studying extra-terrestrial medicine

I just couldn't find the patients for it.

A young engaged couple were very much lookimg forward to their marriage.

One Sunday afternoon they went out for a drive in the country, and had a terrible head-on collision with a heavy truck.

Suddenly they found themselves unexpectedly at heaven’s gates, to the surprise of St Peter also. “How come you two are here?” he asked, “You weren’t due here for another fif...

What do you call an overweight alien?

An Extra large Terrestrial

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what do you call it when you have too many land dwelling animals?

extra terrestrials.

What do you call aliens who are very loud and over the top?

The EXTRA-terrestrials.

What do you get when you buy 3 aliens but they give you 5?

Extra terrestrials.

In honor of Area 51, what do you call too many aliens in one place???

Extra terrestrials

Aliens and Western Classical Music

In 1977 Nasa launched the Voyager Spacecraft into space. The spacecraft contained multiple pieces of music, among other things, including J. S. Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. 2. It's likely that extra-terrestrial life will have developed a fondness of German Classical music and will one day come to...

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There once was an evil queen...

This queen was a dreadful ruler, but it was primarily because, like superman, she was an extra terrestrial being practically immortal, and superior to the human race she conquered. She'd make continents(ignoring Antarctica) compete in building large sculptures of her and the last place sculpture wou...

The rapper and the artifact

A very famous artifact recovered from an old monastery had been set for auction, with the promise that the money would go to an orphanage supported by the same monastery. This artifact was one of a kind, nobody knew exactly what it was but they knew that it was incredibly rare. Very few people knew ...

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