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Elevation Jokes

Just wrote this one about my esteemed profession. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the aforementioned task in a timely and efficient manner within the structure in which said bulb is housed and being dependent on the following variables:

Whereas it should be taken in to account that ceiling heights may differ significantly f...

All seals live at the same elevation

Seal level

My wife wants to do adult videos at a high elevation

She'll be camming around the mountain when she comes

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