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Tasking Jokes

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My wife is so good at multi-tasking.

She can have and fall asleep at the same time.

With age comes skills. Its called ‘Multi Tasking’. I can

LAUGH, COUGH, SNEEZE, FART AND PEE

ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

They say women are good at multi-tasking.

I told my wife to sit down and shut up and she couldn't do either.

Why do PETA members at multi-tasking?

They cant bring themselves to kill two birds with one stone.

Not all women are good at multi-tasking

I just saw one trying to talk on her phone, while flying through her car windscreen.

A manager lost track of one of his employees, and goes to search for him. Outside the building, he finds the employee reading a document and drinking a pilsner.

“What the hell are you doing!” The manager yells, “lunch ended an hour ago, and here you are drinking on the job!”

“I don’t understand, boss,” the man replies, “I thought you encouraged malty tasking!”

I just came up with this at a restaurant with my girlfriend, she rolled her eyes to ...
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