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Tasking Jokes

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Us men can be great at multi-tasking too!

Ever tried jerking off, watching porn and keeping an eye on the door for intruders at the same time?

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My wife is so good at multi-tasking.

She can have sex and fall asleep at the same time.

With age comes skills. Its called ‘Multi Tasking’. I can

LAUGH, COUGH, SNEEZE, FART AND PEE

ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

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Multi tasking

My wife and her friend were having a conversation about how useless men
are when my wife said, "They can't do two things at once."

At this, I interrupted and said, "Actually I can!"

"Give me an example," she replied.

"Well, while I was fucking you last night, I was thinkin...

They say women are good at multi-tasking.

I told my wife to sit down and shut up and she couldn't do either.

Why do PETA members suck at multi-tasking?

They cant bring themselves to kill two birds with one stone.

Not all women are good at multi-tasking

I just saw one trying to talk on her phone, while flying through her car windscreen.

A manager lost track of one of his employees, and goes to search for him. Outside the building, he finds the employee reading a document and drinking a pilsner.

“What the hell are you doing!” The manager yells, “lunch ended an hour ago, and here you are drinking on the job!”

“I don’t understand, boss,” the man replies, “I thought you encouraged malty tasking!”

I just came up with this at a restaurant with my girlfriend, she rolled her eyes to ...

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