St. Peter, looking for operational efficiencies, visits hell for a tour.
Satan takes him to an area with three massive cauldrons.
At the first, heavily guarded cauldron, St Peter asks, “Why so many guards”? Satan says, “This is where we boil the Germans. They are very good at helping each other to escape, so it needs a lot of attention.”
At the next, spars...
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Archangel Starbase, Status Report
Archangel Starbase is operational.
Courier/cargo wing, Gabriel Bay, operating at 90% of capacity.
Medical/Search & Rescue wing, Raphael Bay, ready at three minutes’ notice 24/7.
Military wing, Michael Bay, keeps exploding.