Which beer cans do cops shoot at for target practice?
Black and tan.
I remember the last time I had some target practice.
I took one shoot and then one of the store employees asked me to leave.
Target practice
Out on the shooting range in an area where hunting is forbidden, I encounter two chinese gentleman curious about what happens at this place.
They politely ask if this is where they can shoot some rabbits. No no, I say, shooting rabbits is not legal here. You are only allowed to practice firin...
A physicist, mathematician, and engineer go to target practice
The engineer is up first and hits 5 inches to the right of the bullseye. The physicist says, "No no no, you forgot to account for the curvature of the Earth and the wind." The physicist does his calculations, but misses 5 inches to the left of center. The mathematician yells: "BULLSEYE! Great job gu...
A man walks into Target
He gets a cart and visits each aisle picking out various items that he's never bought before. He takes his overloaded buggie up to the checkout and calmly watches each item beginning scanned. When it's over and the cashier asks for payment, he says, "Oh I don't have any money. This was just Targe...
Being in the military, my kids are used to moving around a lot.
Because I use them for target practice.
Politics in terms of cows
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The state takes a high portion of the milk they produce to be redistributed.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and you have to get into a bread line for food instead.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The State will kill you ...
What do you call an American student who is running in the hall
Target practice
I came up with this a few years back.
Yo mommas’ so fat, the Death Star used her for target practice.
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