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Taking Over Jokes

The president announced that Oklahoma was taking over the United States.

He said, "Don't worry, the US will be OK."

Mustaches are taking over

And it's happening right under our noses

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My penis tried taking over the world after turning into a vegetable.

It's a dick-tater

Potatoes are taking over the world...

They say it's the rise of the mashines

Did you hear about EA taking over Nintendo?

Their new game is gonna be called ‘Pay-per Mario’

Artificial Intelligence is really taking over our jobs, man.

Just today, I asked Siri to change the tv channel, and it ended up calling my mother.


Siri has now replaced my partially deaf grandma.

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I just read that article about Robot Sex Workers, and all I could think was, "Man, automation really is taking over all the jobs...

Even your mom's.

An old Egyptian pharaoh drowned himself when he learned the new, younger pharaoh was taking over...

He was in denial.

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There was once a defected army general named Choo who was hellbent on taking over the world

The army he commanded was the most fierce, most massive and the most successful army in the region. The army was so reputable, that they informally became known as the R's, for Ruthless, because they took no survivors. It was either join them or die. So naturally, many people wanted to work for them...

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