Take Exception Jokes

A angry man storms into a bar, orders a drink, slams it back in one, and stands up to declare in a loud voice: "I just want everyone to know that lawyers are fucking assholes."

"Hey!" yells a guy in the back of the bar. "I take exception to that!"

"What," the first man snarls, "are you... read more

A disgruntled man walks into bar, bangs his fists on the counter, and exclaims, "All lawyers are Assholes!"

The bartender say, "I take exception to that!"

The man asks, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

The bartender says, "No, I'm an Asshole!"


It's an old one from my grand... read more