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Suicides Jokes

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Guy walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on committing suicide

She responds "fuck off, you won't bring it back"

A peach murder-suicides his wife and children…

Three days later, a pineapple detective arrives to the crime scene and begins to observe the deteriorated remains of the family.

Pineapple says, “well that’s just the pits.”
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Jeffery Epstein likes his video games like he likes his suicides

Co-op
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Disturbing Pattern of Suicides

When some scientists plotted the number of suicides per year, they discovered a curious pattern. Every four years, there would be a spike in the number.

This baffled them, until the old janitor said: "Perhaps it was not a good idea to call them leap years."
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What do you call it when Drake suicides?

Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman
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I like my exes suicides how I like my whiskey

On the rocks.
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