Three days later, a pineapple detective arrives to the crime scene and begins to observe the deteriorated remains of the family.
Pineapple says, “well that’s just the pits.”
Derek Chauvin didn’t commit suicide
Sorry, just practicing
A joke my late grandad used to tell me
2 men, Mr. Kent and Mr. Olsen are on the roof of a 20 story building. Mr. Kent turns to Mr. Olsen and says "The great thing about this building is that they've rigged it to prevent suicides". Mr. Olsen asks how and Mr. Kent says "If anyone jumps off the roof, something in the building pulls you in t...