A man walks into a sex shop to purchase smoe see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and...
COVID 19 infection is asymptomatic in children, but has an elevated fatality rate among the elderly.
They should call it "KO Boomer."
I've wanted to become an astronaut ever since I was a kid, but decided not to after I heard about the 60% fatality rate.
Shame too, only 40% off.
The Guinness Factory in Dublin Experiences a Workplace Fatality
The unhappy job of giving the news to the widow falls upon the deceased man's best friend, Gerald.
Gerald knocks on the door of his dead friend's house and Mary, the widow, answers the door.
"Mary, I'm afraid there has been an accident at the factory, Tom was involved."
Job Fatality in Ireland
An Irish woman is making supper when she hears a knock on the cottage door. It's the priest and he has his hat in his hand, looking solemnly at the ground.
She's says "oh no, it's bad news isn't it father!"
"Yes, tis" says the priest.
"About my husband?? is he dead, father?" She...
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If sex with animals is called beastiality...
Is sex with fat people called fatality?