social distancing is great, public school shootings are down 100%
Unfortunately home school shootings are up 100%
How do you end school shootings?
Release a virus.
Back in my day we didn’t call them school shootings
We called them surprise hide and seek
I wasn't going to tell any jokes about mass shootings
But I figured I'd take a shot.
Reflections on the Jonestown massacre of 1978
As a society, we sometimes tell jokes about some of the most horrific events--mass murders, disasters, and so on. Often the jokes start within a day or two of the catastrophe, even before the dead can be counted. Perhaps we do it as a coping or healing mechanism, or perhaps it's our only extant type...
Banning straws will actually help with school shootings.
That way the potential shooters won't ever get down to their last straw.
the ironic thing about SCHOOL SHOOTINGs...
America never Learns from them. I mean if there's anywhere to learn a friggin lesson it's in a school!
Popular Memes are like Mass Shootings
People won't stop talking about them until something until another one comes along.
Why are there no school shootings in Afghanistan?
America already bombed the schools.
It's never a good idea to joke about school shootings
They're a loaded topic
What do mass shootings and Catholic high schools have in common?
THOTs and prayers
America has figured out a way to stop school shootings
It's called "Summer Break"
A black guy was pulled over in his Mercedes by the police. It was found that it was his, it was taxed and insured...
He had no drugs on him and no weapons were found in the car. The car was NOT linked to any drive by shootings or any drive off petrol thefts.
In the end they arrested him for "wasting police time".
I dont know how the US government can get mad at students with depression for shootings
when the only reason the US got over the Great Depression was because of WWII.
Thirty children dead after their school mandated they wear bulletproof vests to prevent shootings.
Swimming lessons should probably have been exempted.
What do school shooting victims, and jokes about school shootings have in common?
They never get old.
Jokes about school shootings aren't funny. Seriously, my brother died in one. I even remember his last words.
"You'll never take me alive, pigs!"
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