What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Watch closely. I’m only going to do this once.

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It's only kamikaze if it came from the Kamikaze region in Japan...

Otherwise it's just plane suicide.

Why were kamikaze flyers a bad weapon?

Because all the good ones died in practice.

A Kamikaze pilot spoke with his instructor...

"I keep missing the ships, I need some help!"

And the instructor said, "OK fine, I'll show you how, but I'm only going to do this once..."

Kamikaze pilots had a lot of potential.

But it turned out they were all one hit wonders.

A Kamikaze pilot is teaching a bunch of students and he says...

“Look carefully I’m only going to do this once”

My father was a kamikaze pilot in his youth

Not a very successful one, obviously.

Kamikaze pilot instructor:

“OK, listen up, and listen up closely. I don’t want to have to repeat myself to you again tomorrow!”

I learnt a boring fact about Kamikaze

Its just plain suicide

Have you heard of the TV show about kamikaze attacks?

It didn’t last longer than the pilot

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My Japanese friend just told me his great grandpa was a kamikaze pilot in WWII.

I wonder how many missions he flew?

My interview for the position of a Kamikaze pilot today went pretty well.

until I asked about the pension.

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Did you ever learn about how the WWII Kamikaze pilots were chosen?

The bombing of Pear Harbor had been planned out a year in advance.

Until Japan put the plan into action they held studies on their pilots and soldiers

After some psychological tests they found the troops that were suicidal and were hoping being in war would get them killed

And ...

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My historian friend was telling me about how the Japanese would kamikaze when all else failed.

That's just plane suicide

I made a website for Kamikaze pilots.

There's no landing page.

What did the kamikaze pilot tell his students?

Watch closely. I'm only gonna show this once

Kamikaze

It's a dying art

Why are Kamikaze pilots so easy to train?

They only need to learn how to take off.

Did you hear the one about the suicidal kamikaze pilot?

Talk about work-life balance

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A guy asked me: Who is this Chuck Norris guy?

Well, in short: He build the house he was born in by his aunt because no one dared to screw his mom. In his youth he molested catholic priests after that he joined the army where He was a well known Kamikaze pilot for about 7 times. He made fire with a magnifying glass under water at night and coun...

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What happens when a kamikaze bomber blows up a chocolate peanut butter cup factory?

Reeses pieces

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Why, what, who?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does...

What’s the prerequisite for becoming a kamikaze pilot?

A fear of ejection.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Did you hear about the Stormtrooper who became a kamikaze pilot?

He survived 99 missions.

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I went for a Chinese last night and got chatting to the waiter.

He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a Kamikaze pilot and his Code Name was 'Chow Mein'. I said "correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Kamikaze pilots sacrifice their own lives?"

To which he replied, "Yes but I was Chicken Chow Mein."....

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Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot?

He crashed his plane onto his brothers scrap metal yard.

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Financial collapse in Japan

Origami Bank has folded.


Sumo Bank has gone belly up.


Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.


Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.


There's something fishy going on at Sushi Bank...shareholders are afraid they...

What’s the last big mystery from WW2?

Why kamikaze pilots wore helmets

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Japanese Banking Crisis

Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.


In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.


Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song w...

My grandfather was in the air force in the Second World War, surviving over 30 combat missions in hostile airspace.

He was by far the worst pilot of the entire Kamikaze corps.

How do you divide by Zero?

By becoming a kamikaze and splitting a ship in half

Man, my Grandfather was such a great pilot.

He returned from almost 15 Kamikaze missions! God bless him

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