A Kamikaze pilot is teaching a bunch of students and he says...

“Look carefully I’m only going to do this once”

My father was a kamikaze pilot in his youth

Not a very successful one, obviously.

How do you divide by Zero?

By becoming a kamikaze and splitting a ship in half

I made a website for Kamikaze pilots.

There's no landing page.

My interview for the job as a kamikaze pilot went pretty good.

Then I asked about the pension.

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What happens when a kamikaze bomber blows up a chocolate peanut butter cup factory?

Reeses pieces

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Japanese Banking Crisis

Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.

In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song w...

Say what you will about kamikaze pilots..

But I think they're the bomb!

What’s the prerequisite for becoming a kamikaze pilot?

A fear of ejection.

Why are Kamikaze pilots so easy to train?

They only need to learn how to take off.

Man, my Grandfather was such a great pilot.

He returned from almost 15 Kamikaze missions! God bless him

Did you hear the one about the suicidal kamikaze pilot?

Talk about work-life balance

Have you heard of the TV show about kamikaze attacks?

It didn’t last longer than the pilot


It's a dying art

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A guy asked me: Who is this Chuck Norris guy?

Well, in short: He build the house he was born in by his aunt because no one dared to screw his mom. In his youth he molested catholic priests after that he joined the army where He was a well known Kamikaze pilot for about 7 times. He made fire with a magnifying glass under water at night and coun...

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Japan's worst kamikaze pilot

He flew over 25 missions

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Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot?

He crashed his plane onto his brothers scrap metal yard.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

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