I failed my job interview as a Kamikaze pilot today.

I probably shouldn't have asked for a pension.

What’s the prerequisite for becoming a kamikaze pilot?

A fear of ejection.

Why are Kamikaze pilots so easy to train?

They only need to learn how to take off.

Say what you will about kamikaze pilots..

But I think they're the bomb!


It's a dying art

Did you hear the one about the suicidal kamikaze pilot?

Talk about work-life balance

Have you heard of the TV show about kamikaze attacks?

It didn’t last longer than the pilot

What did the kamikaze pilot tell his students?

Watch closely. I'm only gonna show this once

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Japan's worst kamikaze pilot

He flew over 25 missions

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Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot?

He crashed his plane onto his brothers scrap metal yard.

Did you hear about the Stormtrooper who became a kamikaze pilot?

He survived 99 missions.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

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Japanese Banking Crisis

Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.

In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song w...

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A guy asked me: Who is this Chuck Norris guy?

Well, in short: He build the house he was born in by his aunt because no one dared to screw his mom. In his youth he molested catholic priests after that he joined the army where He was a well known Kamikaze pilot for about 7 times. He made fire with a magnifying glass under water at night and coun...

Man, my Grandfather was such a great pilot.

He returned from almost 15 Kamikaze missions! God bless him