Bad wifi is like a partial decapitation

Connected, but not able to perform many vital actions.

The word "decapitation" used to actually be "eddecapitation".

But they cut that bit off.

Three men are shipwrecked...

... they drift towards an island unconsciously. They awake to be taken captive by a local cannibalistic tribe. The tribe chief tells the first man that the tribe will eat his meat, and he is to chose his own death. The man thinks about it and decides decapitation. So he is decapitated.

The ch...

Guillotine execution

3 prisoners in line to be executed confronted with their last words:

~Guard: "What are your last words?" Prisoner 1: "I pray that god spares me, shows that I'm innocent & sets me free" Then they put his head under ready for decapitation, cutting the rope, it goes 1/3rd of the way down &am...

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