Yesterday night I was talking to my wife about euthanasia
I insisted that in case I become incapacitated in any way, I wish to be taken off all the equipment that keeps me artificially alive and left to die in peace.
She said ok and then stood up, turned off the TV and the computer and threw away the beer.
I support euthanasia.
In fact, I support the youth in every continent.
TIL when China ended the one-child policy in 2015 there was actually a significant rise in adolescent euthanasia.
Sorry, youth in Asia.
I fully support mandatory euthanasia for the elderly...
But I'm sure with age and maturity my views may change.
I'm reading a book that argues against euthanasia.
It's impossible to put down.
Doctors at euthanasia clinics think they are better than everyone else
They are are always putting someone down.
A lot of people get all hot and bothered about euthanasia
But what about youth in America???
My friend told me, "I don't support euthanasia."
I replied, "You should be ashamed of yourself! The young people in Asia deserve as much support as the young people on any other continent."
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Saudi Arabia now supports euthanasia
Just proclaim you are homosexual
The euthanasia clinic finally found a slogan
Kill them with kindness
The anti-phonetic alphabet
I've been making a list for months of words that can be used to deliberately confuse people over the phone when phonetically reading out letters. Some letters like L are tough so I just added funny words to say.
A - aisle
B - bdellium
C - czar
D - Djibouti, Django, djemb...
What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?
I like little asian kids
What do you call children in China?
Okay, so uh... This happened yesterday.
So I went to a pet store with a friend (he has a snake) and he just went to the cashier(we both know her-- her name is Hunnmi and she's this sweet Asian lady. We call her Hun for short.) and asked "Hey there you got any bunnies? I wanna feed 'em to my pet snake" The cashier looked shocked and as...
What is the difference between kids in China and putting down a dog?
Nothing, they are both Euthanasia
My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers
He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia.
My son hates vegetables
He prefers euthanasia
What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common?
Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
Some people like those European youngsters...
But I prefer the euthanasia
Yo' momma so stupid...
she thought euthanasia was a student exchange program.