Euthanasia Jokes

In fact, I support the youth in every continent.

It's so good I can't put it down.

It’s not like you’re getting any younger

But I think those Chinese kids are alright

I insisted that in case I become incapacitated in any way, I wish to be taken off all the equipment that keeps me artificially alive and left to die in peace.

She said ok and then stood up, turned off the TV and the computer and threw away the beer.

They are are always putting someone down.

I replied, "You should be ashamed of yourself! The young people in Asia deserve as much support as the young people on any other continent."

Kill them with kindness

Well i’m no expert, but with China easing up on the one child policy there sure will be more of them.

"Well have you tried euthanasia?"
In the background I could hear my Mom yell, "For the last time Henry, it's pronounced 'Echinacea'! Echinacea'!!!!

I like little asian kids

That point is birth.

Vet told him the dog was getting old. Then when asked how he felt about euthanasia my grandma simply replied “hard working bunch there”

He died by euthanasia.

Sorry, youth in Asia.

But she’s getting better at euthanasia.

He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia.

Nothing, they are both Euthanasia

Because of the euthanasia

I've been making a list for months of words that can be used to deliberately confuse people over the phone when phonetically reading out letters. Some letters like L are tough so I just added funny words to say.

A - aisle

B - bdellium

C - czar

D - Djibouti, Django, djemb... read more

He prefers euthanasia

Euthanasia

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

she thought euthanasia was a student exchange program.