Yesterday night I was talking to my wife about euthanasia
I insisted that in case I become incapacitated in any way, I wish to be taken off all the equipment that keeps me artificially alive and left to die in peace.
She said ok and then stood up, turned off the TV and the computer and threw away the beer.
TIL when China ended the one-child policy in 2015 there was actually a significant rise in adolescent euthanasia.
Sorry, youth in Asia.
I keep hearing how euthanasia is controversial
But I think those Chinese kids are alright
I've been reading a book on euthanasia...
It's so good I can't put it down.
I fully support mandatory euthanasia for the elderly...
But I'm sure with age and maturity my views may change.
A lot of people get all hot and bothered about euthanasia
But what about youth in America???
When I told my parents my wife had come down with the flu, my Dad said,
"Well have you tried euthanasia?" In the background I could hear my Mom yell, "For the last time Henry, it's pronounced 'Echinacea'! Echinacea'!!!!
A man in China was killed by a group of underaged doctors.
He died by euthanasia.
Doctors at euthanasia clinics think they are better than everyone else
They are are always putting someone down.
My friend told me, "I don't support euthanasia."
I replied, "You should be ashamed of yourself! The young people in Asia deserve as much support as the young people on any other continent."
The euthanasia clinic finally found a slogan
Kill them with kindness
Deadass spent 4 hours doing a project on youth in Asia
then found out it was supposed to be on euthanasia.
The anti-phonetic alphabet
I've been making a list for months of words that can be used to deliberately confuse people over the phone when phonetically reading out letters. Some letters like L are tough so I just added funny words to say.
A - aisle
B - bdellium
C - czar
D - Djibouti, Django, djemb...
What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?
I like little asian kids
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Saudi Arabia now supports euthanasia
Just proclaim you are homosexual
What is the difference between kids in China and putting down a dog?
Nothing, they are both Euthanasia
My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers
He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia.
Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
Some people like those European youngsters...
But I prefer the euthanasia
Yo' momma so stupid...
she thought euthanasia was a student exchange program.