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Euthanasia Jokes

I support euthanasia.

In fact, I support the youth in every continent.

I've been reading a book on euthanasia...

It's so good I can't put it down.

Why do they call it euthanasia?

It’s not like you’re getting any younger

I keep hearing how euthanasia is controversial

But I think those Chinese kids are alright

Doctors at euthanasia clinics think they are better than everyone else

They are are always putting someone down.

Yesterday night I was talking to my wife about euthanasia

I insisted that in case I become incapacitated in any way, I wish to be taken off all the equipment that keeps me artificially alive and left to die in peace.

She said ok and then stood up, turned off the TV and the computer and threw away the beer.

My friend told me, "I don't support euthanasia."

I replied, "You should be ashamed of yourself! The young people in Asia deserve as much support as the young people on any other continent."

Someone Asked For My Thoughts on Euthanasia

Well i’m no expert, but with China easing up on the one child policy there sure will be more of them.

The euthanasia clinic finally found a slogan

Kill them with kindness

When I told my parents my wife had come down with the flu, my Dad said,

"Well have you tried euthanasia?"
In the background I could hear my Mom yell, "For the last time Henry, it's pronounced 'Echinacea'! Echinacea'!!!!

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

I believe there is a point in life after which the suffering becomes unbearable and euthanasia is the only humane option.

That point is birth.

my grandpa was taking his dog to the vet.

Vet told him the dog was getting old. Then when asked how he felt about euthanasia my grandma simply replied “hard working bunch there”

A man in China was killed by a group of underaged doctors.

He died by euthanasia.

TIL when China ended the one-child policy in 2015 there was actually a significant rise in adolescent euthanasia.

Sorry, youth in Asia.

My wife got a new job at a vet clinic, and almost killed a dog her first day. (Oc)

But she’s getting better at euthanasia.

My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers

He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia.

What is the difference between kids in China and putting down a dog?

Nothing, they are both Euthanasia

Why are old Chinese women so grumpy?

Because of the euthanasia

My son hates vegetables

He prefers euthanasia

The anti-phonetic alphabet

I've been making a list for months of words that can be used to deliberately confuse people over the phone when phonetically reading out letters. Some letters like L are tough so I just added funny words to say.

A - aisle

B - bdellium

C - czar

D - Djibouti, Django, djemb...

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Saudi Arabia now supports euthanasia

Just proclaim you are homosexual

What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common?

Euthanasia

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Yo' momma so stupid...

she thought euthanasia was a student exchange program.

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