Yesterday night I was talking to my wife about euthanasia
I insisted that in case I become incapacitated in any way, I wish to be taken off all the equipment that keeps me artificially alive and left to die in peace.
She said ok and then stood up, turned off the TV and the computer and threw away the beer.
I keep hearing how euthanasia is controversial
But I think those Chinese kids are alright
I believe there is a point in life after which the suffering becomes unbearable and euthanasia is the only humane option.
That point is birth.
Why does PETA love K-pop?
They’ve always been huge fans of youth in asia (euthanasia)
TIL when China ended the one-child policy in 2015 there was actually a significant rise in adolescent euthanasia.
Sorry, youth in Asia.
When I told my parents my wife had come down with the flu, my Dad said,
"Well have you tried euthanasia?" In the background I could hear my Mom yell, "For the last time Henry, it's pronounced 'Echinacea'! Echinacea'!!!!
I fully support mandatory euthanasia for the elderly...
But I'm sure with age and maturity my views may change.
I've been reading a book on euthanasia...
It's so good I can't put it down.
A man in China was killed by a group of underaged doctors.
He died by euthanasia.
Deadass spent 4 hours doing a project on youth in Asia
then found out it was supposed to be on euthanasia.
Doctors at euthanasia clinics think they are better than everyone else
They are are always putting someone down.
A lot of people get all hot and bothered about euthanasia
But what about youth in America???
My friend told me, "I don't support euthanasia."
I replied, "You should be ashamed of yourself! The young people in Asia deserve as much support as the young people on any other continent."
A doctor asks an dying old man: "How do you feel about euthanasia?"
Old man: "I don't care if young people want to be in Asia. Let em."
The euthanasia clinic finally found a slogan
Kill them with kindness
The anti-phonetic alphabet
I've been making a list for months of words that can be used to deliberately confuse people over the phone when phonetically reading out letters. Some letters like L are tough so I just added funny words to say.
A - aisle
B - bdellium
C - czar
D - Djibouti, Django, djemb...
What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?
I like little asian kids
What is the difference between kids in China and putting down a dog?
Nothing, they are both Euthanasia
My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers
He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia.
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Saudi Arabia now supports euthanasia
Just proclaim you are homosexual
What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common?
Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
Yo' momma so stupid...
she thought euthanasia was a student exchange program.