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Bombers Jokes

Where do suicide bombers go after they die?

Everywhere.

What's suicide bombers' biggest fear?

Dying alone

Why are jokes about suicide bombers are not funny.

Well for starters, their delivery is just everywhere.

I'm not worried about Muslim suicide bombers

They can only do it once. Those Hindu suicide bombers are the real threat.

How do you know all suicide bombers self identify as being old?

They are all boomers in the end

My father was an Allied war hero. He single-handedly destroyed 4 Messerschmitts, 9 Heinkel bombers, and 11 Stuka dive bombers.

He was the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

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A Chinese general, an American Officer, and a random drunk asshole sit down in a bar and start to brag.

"If all our bombers were to be airborne at once," says the American, "you wouldn't be able to see any part of the sky".

"Hah" boasts the Chinese General, "if all our soldiers were to march at once, you wouldn't be able to see an inch of the ground."

The situation grows tense, and the d...

What do Eminem and Suicide bombers have in common?

they only get one shot

A joke for world war 2 enthusiasts

A British World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force.

"In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the c...

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

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What do the Boston Bombers and Hitler have in common

Both tried to end a race

The last batch of suicide bombers were very tight knit.

They used to sing together, dance together, laugh together. True brethren. At the end they had a blast doing their job.

I just read about a group of suicide bombers that were dressed like clowns.

It's a really messed up story, but credit where credit's due...at least someone's trying to put the fun back in fundamentalism

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What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers?

One of them actually ended a race.

A suicide bombers last day on the job...

is also his best day on the job.

Whats the worst part about suicide bombers?

They're everywhere.

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Putin is sitting in his office when his telephone rings

"Hallo, Mr. Putin!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy Down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on ya!"


"Well, Paddy," Putin replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"


"Right...

Its not the Islamic suicide bombers you need to worry about...

Its the Buddhist ones - they keep coming back!

Suicide Bombers don’t like to be called explosives

They self identify as fireworks

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10 ISIS suicide bombers decided to blow up a building

"We must pick a building that will have a mass effect on western culture" the leader says. So they research all the popular websites they can find and have decided on the reddit headquarters.

"YES!!" Another exclaimed! "We can not only dismantle their social construct but we can all attack ...

What do college students and suicide bombers have in common?

It's impossible to find either with any experience.

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I'll never understand why religious extremists become suicide bombers in order to get 72 virgins when they die.

Just become a Catholic priest and get them now.

What was the last thing that went through a suicide bombers head?

His foot.

I don’t get why more people don’t become suicide bombers

I mean, you have guaranteed job security for the rest of your life!

Why is it easy to defeat an army of suicide bombers?

There are no experienced ones

Why aren't there any introverted suicide bombers?

They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers.

An RAF veteran is giving a talk about the war to a class of school children

and was trying to explain what a typical mission would be like.

"So there I was, escorting the bombers to their target, when out of the blue we were attacked by a bunch of Fokkers. There were about 20 of these Fokkers. One took out my buddy, but I managed to shoot the Fokker down. Then one wa...

What did the suicide bombers son say when his son went off to an American college?

They blow up so quickly...

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Why do you never see Old Suicide Bombers, after all they have less to loose?

Because A man who hasn't had a hard on in 10 years, has no use for 72 virgins.

Why do terrorists recruit married men as suicide bombers?

They're easier to convince.

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