When I Got Diagnosed With Bipolar Disorder.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry .

I think I've got bipolar disorder.

I'm about 50% sure.

My friend who suffers from bipolar disorder called from the lobby.

He said, "Hey, I'm feeling great today. You want to go do something?"

I said, "Sure! I'll be down in a minute."

He said, "Well, that makes two of us."

If Marty McFly had bipolar disorder...

....would that have made him Sweet n' Sour Chicken?

Last week, I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder...

At first, I was ecstatic.

I just read a book about Bipolar Disorder.

One hand I liked it and sent it to everyone I know, on the other hand I burned it and my house down.

Hello and Welcome to the mental health hotline...

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If you are codependent,
please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities,
press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

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