Three patients with bipolar disorder are talking in a mental hospital.
The first, who's in a manic episode, starts talking about his quest to find God. The second, who's severely depressed, says they don't believe in God. The third, who's in a mixed episode, says, "that's ok, I don't believe in myself either."
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My therapist just diagnosed me with bipolar disorder and extreme indecisiveness.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
I think I've got bipolar disorder.
I'm about 50% sure.
I found a really good website for bipolar disorder.
Unfortunately it keeps going down randomly
My friend who suffers from bipolar disorder called from the lobby.
He said, "Hey, I'm feeling great today. You want to go do something?"
I said, "Sure! I'll be down in a minute."
He said, "Well, that makes two of us."
If Marty McFly had bipolar disorder...
....would that have made him Sweet n' Sour Chicken?
I just read a book about Bipolar Disorder.
One hand I liked it and sent it to everyone I know, on the other hand I burned it and my house down.
Hello and Welcome to the mental health hotline...
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace ...
My bro asked what’s it like being diabetic?
I said “it has its highs and lows” I asked him what it was like to have Bipolar disorder, he said “it has its ups and downs”