I found a really good website for bipolar disorder.
Unfortunately it keeps going down randomly
Three patients with bipolar disorder are talking in a mental hospital.
The first, who's in a manic episode, starts talking about his quest to find God. The second, who's severely depressed, says they don't believe in God. The third, who's in a mixed episode, says, "that's ok, I don't believe in myself either."
I think I've got bipolar disorder.
I'm about 50% sure.
If Marty McFly had bipolar disorder...
....would that have made him Sweet n' Sour Chicken?
My friend who suffers from bipolar disorder called from the lobby.
He said, "Hey, I'm feeling great today. You want to go do something?"
I said, "Sure! I'll be down in a minute."
He said, "Well, that makes two of us."
I just read a book about Bipolar Disorder.
One hand I liked it and sent it to everyone I know, on the other hand I burned it and my house down.
My bro asked what’s it like being diabetic?
I said “it has its highs and lows” I asked him what it was like to have Bipolar disorder, he said “it has its ups and downs”
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