Attacker Jokes - 5 Hilarious Attacker Jokes

What's the best way for a lady to protect herself from a one-legged attacker?

Kick him in the crutch!

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Jussie Smollett was released after 6 days into his 150 day sentence

He must be pretty upset that his attacker got out so early.

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The cops in my town are looking for a racist attacker, so I called them up.

Apparently it wasn’t a job interview.

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London attacker has been identifed as Khalid Masood.

Well, he definitely Khalid Ma-mood yesterday.

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A local general store was held up today, the attacker was overpowered by the brave assistant who hit the guy with her labelling gun...

Police are looking for the would- be robber and say there is now a price on the mans head..

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