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What's the best way for a lady to protect herself from a one-legged attacker?

Kick him in the crutch!

Jussie Smollett was released after 6 days into his 150 day sentence

He must be pretty upset that his attacker got out so early.

A local general store was held up today, the attacker was overpowered by the brave assistant who hit the guy with her labelling gun...

Police are looking for the would- be robber and say there is now a price on the mans head..

The cops in my town are looking for a racist attacker, so I called them up.

Apparently it wasn’t a job interview.

London attacker has been identifed as Khalid Masood.

Well, he definitely Khalid Ma-mood yesterday.

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One old lady's poodle got lost during a photo safari...

..after chasing some butterflies and enjoying a frolic in the bushes.


Not before long, he discovers realises he's lost.

Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction.

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately sett...

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