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Bombings Jokes

Zelensky and Putin both die during peace talk bombings

As they regain their senses, they find themselves in front of the gates of Heaven. Shortly after that Saint Peter approaches them and says: „Welcome to the gates of Heaven. While I guess we all know where you two belong to respectively, I‘m sorry to inform you we have some formalities to go through ...

My grandpa survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings.

Being in Australia helped.

Where did Billy go during the bombings?

Everywhere

With all the bombings in Kabul, Afghanistan, authorities are planning to rename the city

They’re aiming for Kabum

What's the difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombings?

Once again, foreigners can do it better, cheaper, and more efficiently.

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Why were the Boston Marathon Bombings worse than Hitler? (OFFENSIVE)

Because they actually managed to end a race.

Putin phoned Trump to thank him for information on planned bombings.

Putin: Thank you for the tip.

Trump: But I did not tell you anything.

Putin: Now CIA thinks you did.

While we still don't know the motivations or the thought process behind the Boston Bombings

I think it's safe to say that the perpetrators are racists.

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Some Russian anti-war jokes

1. "Partial mobilization" is when you are drafted in whole, and returned back in parts.

2. "Dad, why are we hauled off to the trenches?" "I don't know, son, I'm not into politics."

3. For a long time, the government told us, "if you don't like Russia, go to another country." Now they t...

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