Investing in an assisted suicide centre has its pros and cons

The service is non-refundable but there are no repeat customers

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Reading a book about assisted suicide but it's fucking boring.

I need someone to help me finish it.

Hospitals should allow assisted suicide.

They'd make a killing.

My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers

He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia.

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A Vegetative State

The other night, my wife and I were watching TV when the newscaster announced the death of Dr. Jack Kervorkian.

So we started to talk about suicide, assisted suicide, and the right to death. The discussion led to being hooked up to a machine that was keeping you alive.

I told her, "Hon...

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