My son just became a father for the first time today and in passing on the paternal torch, when he asked me where I kept all my dad jokes, I told him…

…they were stored in my dadabase.

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Paternal wisdom (NSFW)

On his 16th birthday, an excited young man finally mustered up the courage to ask his father for a car. "I don't know if you're ready yet, son." The boy was upset. "Well how will I know if i'm ready?" His father thought for a moment and replied. "I'll tell you what. Come ask me again when your...

Paternal Payback

On the day I received my learner’s permit, my father agreed to take me out for a driving lesson. With a big grin, he hopped in behind the driver’s seat. “Why aren’t you sitting up front on the passenger’s side?” I asked.

“Kirsten, I’ve been waiting for this ever since you were a little girl,”...

A Spanish woman was married to an Arabic man when they discovered they were going to have identical twin boys.

After much discussion, it was decided that one should be named after his paternal grandfather Amal and the other after his maternal grandfather Juan.

Years go by ...

The boys and their mom are at the grocery store one day when the boys were about 6 yrs old. As the mom was looking at...

We’ve always got to keep an eye out for reposted dad jokes.

We’ve got to be paternally vigilant.

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