On the day I received my learner’s permit, my father agreed to take me out for a driving lesson. With a big grin, he hopped in behind the driver’s seat. “Why aren’t you sitting up front on the passenger’s side?” I asked.
“Kirsten, I’ve been waiting for this ever since you were a little girl,”...
My son just became a father for the first time today and in passing on the paternal torch, when he asked me where I kept all my dad jokes, I told him…
…they were stored in my dadabase.
Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher's mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate! " One of the other bo...
A guy is sitting in a bar, feeling sad.
"What's the matter?" asks the bartender.
"My paternal uncle died three months ago."
"Wow! No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me a third of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My maternal uncle died two months ago."
"Two uncles in two months? ...
A man walks into a bank with a 100 dollar check he wants cashed.
The banker asks him if he wouldn't rather invest it?
"No." says the man. "I don't trust these banks more than I have too. If I give you my 100 dollars, what happens if the investment goes south? I'll lose everything."
"Well," says the banker with a paternal smile, "If that happens, all...
A Spanish woman was married to an Arabic man when they discovered they were going to have identical twin boys.
After much discussion, it was decided that one should be named after his paternal grandfather Amal and the other after his maternal grandfather Juan.
Years go by ...
The boys and their mom are at the grocery store one day when the boys were about 6 yrs old. As the mom was looking at...
We’ve always got to keep an eye out for reposted dad jokes.
We’ve got to be paternally vigilant.