What pokemon is made of a SR latch and a NOR gate?

A SNOR latch.

What do Dale Earnhardt Sr and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall!

The Exam

Three Highschool Sr's decided to blow off their final exam for their logic class, and spend the day getting wasted.

When they returned to class the next day they explained to the professor that they were unable to get to class the day before due to a flat tire and no cell phone coverage in th...

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One day in a well known University, a Sr Psychology Professor

One day in a well known University, a Sr Psychology Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students Whistled. He turned, looked at the class and asked the whistler's name .............
As usual and as expected no one answered...

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Two nuns, Sr Mary and Sr Patricia, are driving down a dark forest road, late at night...

When all of a sudden a vampire jumps out in front of their car. Sr Mary screeches on the brakes and says to Sr Patricia: "Quick! Get out and show it your cross!"


Sr Patricia steps out of the car and yells "Oi! Get off the fucking road you stupid cunt!"

Airbags are srs business

....anyone?

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A frog goes into a bank for sizable a personal loan.

He finds himself at the desk of a man with a name plate that reads "J. Paddywack: Sr. Loan Officer"

Paddywack says, "This is quite an amount you're asking for Mr..."

"Richards," the frog says, "My dad, Keith, said you'd be able to help me."

"Um...yes. Do you have any collateral?...

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Back in high school, I had a friend named Ving

He and his twin sister, Ling, had recently moved here from China and so they had very traditional names. One day, Ving mentioned to me how much he hated his name.
“What kind of name is Ving? It’s so stupid,” he said, frustrated.
“You know, you can get your name changed at city hall.”
“Re...

Seaman Recruit Joe Snuffy has just been assigned to his first duty station on a U-boat...

He speaks with his new section leader, who assigns him his post.

"Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope."

SR Snuffy follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer stops by.

"Son I'm changing y...

[OC] Micheal Jordan's origin story.

Micheal Jordan loved basketball growing up. He was good at it too. Every day at school, he'd be playing basketball and everyone wanted him on thier team.

The only catch was that, he could only play B-Ball at school. There were no courts near his house. So... Micheal's father, whom I will hen...

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Often times, when a joke hits the top of this sub, it gets passed around and subsequently reposted many times in a short period. It can be difficult searching for the joke, since everyone uses different titles, but the search function not only searches titles but the content of posts as well. If you...

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2 nuns on the highway

Mother Superior and Sister Caroline are driving on the highway on their way to a wedding. Mother Superior is behind the wheel while Sr. Caroline is riding passenger and yacking on and on about her favorite scriptures, the Blessed Mother, Pope Francis, and so on...

Out of nowhere, a terrible ...

The Bakery

There once was a father and son who owned a bakery. Ron Sr and Ron Jr.

They made pastries, bread loaves, and even a few sandwiches. Their most popular item on the menu was rye bread.

One morning, their oven stopped working. They were both panicking.

Shortly after they realized t...

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What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

 

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