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Fatherly Jokes

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Fatherly Advice

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hangi...

Fatherly duty

Two priests are riding together when they come upon a police checkpoint.

The officer walks to the window, and says "Sorry to bother you fellas, we're looking for a couple of child molesters."

They whisper to each other for a moment, and the driver says, "Alright, we'll do it."

«I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you keep him busy in church for an hour after service for me?»

Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend, he agrees. After the service, Mike asks the minister all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.

Finally the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses, "My friend is sleeping with...

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