A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hangi...
Two priests are riding together when they come upon a police checkpoint.
The officer walks to the window, and says "Sorry to bother you fellas, we're looking for a couple of child molesters."
They whisper to each other for a moment, and the driver says, "Alright, we'll do it."