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I walked in on my teenage stepdaughter masturbating

She yelled "WTF dad! Do that in your own room!"

(It wasn't like this in the documentaries)

a stepfather walks in on his stepdaughter

a stepfather walks into his stepdaughter's room, as he walks in he sees his stepdaughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber, in disgust he leaves her room as fast as possible

he then says,"dammit I was gonna eat that!..................
now it will taste like cucumber"

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A man was talking to his stepdaughter when the stepdaughter asked...

"What do you call nuts on the wall?"

The stepfather replied "well my dear that would be Walnuts."

The stepdaughter then asks "well what would nuts on your chest be called?"

The stepfather replies "well my dear those would be called chestnuts."

The stepdaughter finally ask...

Right next to his body we found this note...

Nobody should be blamed for my death. I took my own life because the pain was too much. It started when I married a widow that had a daughter, oh what a mistake.

My father who was also a widower fell in love an married my wife's daughter. So now my wife was the mother-in-law of her father-in-...

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