Schoolmate Jokes

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I didn't know it was that common to have more than one.

Two old schoolmates who hadn’t seen each other in decades meet up on the street

Bob asks George, “What’s new?”

George: “I’ve been married three times and all three of my wives have died.”

Bob: “All three died...how?”

George: “My first wife died from eating poison mush... read more

He really did not want to join the military because he knew his wife was a loose woman, but he had no other choice.

After his posting of 6 months at the North Korean border, he comes back to his house only to see his wife ditch him for another man.

Really upset about the fact that serv... read more

A boy was born as only a head. No other parts of his body. Somehow, the head didn’t need the rest of his body to live, a medical mystery.

10 years has gone by, every afternoon, the boy’s mother has set his head to look through the window and watch his schoolmates play baseball. One night, the... read more