Your mommas so fat.....

She got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack.

Yo momma so fat..

She got triabetes.

Yo momma so old...

She pre-ordered the bible

Yo momma soooo fat

she entered a fat contest and they said "sorry no professionals."

Yo momma’s so fat...

She slept on a memory foam mattress and it never forgot.

Your Momma is so ugly...

The whole world faked a virus, just to make her wear a mask.

Yo momma's so fat

She has to use a boomerang to get her belt on

Yo momma so fat

when the lord said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move first

Yo momma so short...

You can see her feet on her driver's license

Yo momma is so ugly.....

Walmart started requiring her to wear a face mask 10 years before they even heard of coronavirus.

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Yo momma's so fat

When she gives a blowjob it is classified as a class 5 hurricane.

Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2?

Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts.

Yo momma

Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.

Your British momma is so fat...

people think she is an American.

Can we ban the “yo momma” jokes from this sub? They’re old, stupid and have been used by everyone hundreds of times.

Just like yo momma.

Yo momma is so ugly

Your dad wakes up with morning wouldn’t

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A Redditor told me “Yo momma’s so dumb that she doesn’t get most of the content on r/jokes.”

“Oh yeah?” I said, “well, yo momma’s so dumb that she doesn’t get *any* of the content on r/all.”

I wanted to come back with something original, but all I could muster was a shitty riposte.

Yo momma is so stupid

She studied for a drug test

My momma said "Life is like a box of condoms..."

Runs out faster than you expect, and your mistakes will outlive you.

Your momma is so Fat.......

She uses pillowcases as socks!!



What’s your best “ your momma “ joke?... I love these jokes.

Your momma so stupid

She took 9 months to make a joke.

What did baby corn said to momma corn?

Where is popcorn?

Two momma kangaroos were talking.

ROO # 1 : "Oh, you look so good in that outfit."

ROO # 2 : "Thanks! It even has a pocket!"

Yo momma so fat...

There wasn’t enough room for a punchline

Why can’t Mahomes call his momma after the Super Bowl?

No reception

Yo momma so fat...

She is considered a carbohydrate based life form.

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Your momma so fat

She posts on Grubhub instead of Pornhub

Your momma's so fat...

... no one can socially distance her.

Yo momma so stupid,

she uses an emery board to file her taxes.

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What the tooth fairy looks like

This came from the book “chicken soup for the dental soul” my dentist had it in the waiting room.

I’m quoting from memory.

A 5 year old girl just lost a baby tooth and the dentist was explaining to her that if she put her tooth under the pillow at night that the tooth fairy would come ...

Your momma so poor

Your momma so poor, she walks around with one shoe on. And when people ask if she lost a shoe she says
“No I found one”

Momma Bear and Papa Bear are getting a divorce,

Momma Bear and Papa Bear are getting a divorce, and they're fighting over custody of Baby Bear.

The judge interviews him to help decide who gets custody. "OK Baby Bear, since your parents are going to live in two places, we have to figure out where you live. Do you want to live with Papa Bear...

Yo Momma so ugly...

Scorpion from Mortal Kombat be like "Stay over there."

I Love My Momma

I love my momma, but she is so 'Hood

Last night she rode the bus to do a Drive-By

Yo momma is so vegan and fat...

..that she ate a meal and got arrested for deforestation.

Yo momma so fat...

...it took three days to find you after your birth

Yo momma so ugly...

We’re gonna lie to her that the pandemic isn’t over so she can keep her mask on.

We almost lost momma!

Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd hav...

Your momma is so fat

When she wants to call an emergency meeting, she pulls the Taco Bell

Every "yo momma" joke has been done thousands of times, by thousands of different people.

Kinda like yo momma.

My mom always said you’ve got to commit yourself to make it in this life.

Now I’m posting from the psychiatric ward. Tell momma I made it!

Your Momma is so fat...

You momma is so fat, she bought season’s tickets and used them all on one game.

Your momma is soooo fat.....

she violates the social distance recommendations all by herself!

Yo momma so fat..

The government cancelled her for being a mass gathering

The earth aint flat

But it could be if yo momma fell over

Your momma is so poor

She could fart on a penny and she still wouldn’t have gas money

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Yo momma so stupid

she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Yo momma so fat

Your father left the house just so he could be far enough to see her entirely.

Your momma's so fat that when she runs a hundred meter sprint, they don't measure it in seconds

they measure it on the Richter scale

Yo Momma so ugly...

Yo Daddy takes her everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

Yo momma so fat...

... that when she died, her ghost made a cold spot so big that it saved the polar bears.

What did the momma cow say to her baby?

It's pasture bedtime!

Yo momma is so fat ...

She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.

Yo momma so fat...

She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.

Yo momma is so lazy...

Yo momma is so lazy that when she died and went to heaven, god told her to climb the stairway to enter and she said no.
So then god sent her to hell.

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My younger son is on a yo momma joke kick right now in life and said this one to me in the car. I know it's a terrible yo momma ...

Yo momma is so literal...

...You still have the scar from when she threw you under the bus.

You’re momma so ugly

That when bob the builder see her he says I can’t fix that

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Your momma's so fat...

She thinks table scraps are when you fight for food!

What was completely ruined because too many people start doing it?

Yo momma.

Yo momma, she so fat...

there's people on the internet who believe she's flat, not round.

I could easily lose weight

but momma raised no loser.

Your momma's so fat

she went to the food court and was found guilty.

Yo momma so fat

the only date she can get is a windows update.

Yo momma defies the laws of economics

She's got plenty of supply, but there's absolutely no demand

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Your momma’s so ugly...

her blowjobs count as anal.

Yo momma's so fat, she's like a Boeing 737 Max 8.

At the slightest sign of trouble, she throws herself at the ground screaming, killing all 300 people riding her.

Yo momma’s so old...

When it’s that time of the month, she has a renaissance period.

Yo momma's so fat....

she uses a leaf blower as a vibrator.

Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow

When she smiles, cars slow down

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[NSFW] Your momma so ugly

when she was giving blowjobs, everyone though it was anal.

Yo momma so dumb....

Someone said it was chilly outside and she went to go grab a bowl.

Yo momma so poor

I can’t make a joke at her expense

Your Momma so fat.......

Her flesh eating disease got diabetes.

Your momma so fat, the only people that will sleep with her are bikers....

They're used to riding hogs.

Yo momma is so ugly

That your father no longer finds her attractive and I am seriously concerned about the health of their marriage.

When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I'd come home with 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, 1/2 a pound of cheese, pack of tea and 6 eggs.

You can't do that now.



Too many security cameras

Little Johnny is on recess playing on the playground when he see his dad drive into the woods next to the school.

Curious as to what his dad's doing, little Johnny decided to skip school to see what was going on.

When he gets to the woods he finds his dad there with his aunt Jenny. Well aunt Jenny is on her knees helping Johnny's dad relieve himself.

After school little Johnny runs home to tell ...

Yo momma's so poor

Her bank account looks like a college graduate's



Edit :Your momma's so stupid, she thought Reddit Gold was the name of a Jewish banker

Yo mamma so fat

Yo momma so fat, clumsy and stupid, on her way to Wal-Mart she tripped over kmart and fell on target.

So an English man, an American, an Asian, a blonde, Chuck Norris and Yo momma walk into a bar...

The barman asks...




Is this some kind of joke?

“ Yo momma so fat ...

..her fart caused the Big Bang! “

* overheard neighbour’s kids and I chuckled!*

Your momma so fat

It's been four weeks since Thanos snapped his fingers and she's still disintegrating.

Yo Momma is so old

Yo Momma is so old, that instead of using online dating, yo dad used carbon dating in order to find her.

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The latest your momma joke to hit the internet...

Your momma has fucked more people than Thomas Cook

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