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Snow Blower Jokes

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I struggled with winter until I bought a snow blower.

It has made my life a thousand times easier. I load it in the back of my truck and drive south until someone says "What the fuck is that"? and that is where I spend the winter.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?

Give the bitch a shovel.

You may live in Canada .

If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,...

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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While everyone is arguing over whether it's called a snow blower or a snow thrower, I invented a way to turn a dishwasher into snow removal device.

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I bought my wife a snow shovel.

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What do you call an Eskimo prostitute?

A snow blower

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Eskimo prostitutes.

Are they considered snow blowers?

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A prostitute propositions a snowman, "I can be gentle or dominant. I can be anything you want me to be."

The snowman hands her $20 and says, "Be a snow blower."

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