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Leaks Jokes

How can Donald Trump stop embarrassing leaks?

Depends.

Stopping the leaks

A urologist in London had a leak in his bathroom on a Sunday. He called a plumber who charged him a £50 call out fee plus another £100 for fixing the problem in 15 minutes.
The urologist was shocked and said to the plumber - I am a Urologist and I fix human water works and I don't get paid this ...

All these celeb photos leaks...

I can't believe it's fappening again.

Finally they named the book about the Titan Submarine.

20,000 Leaks Under the Sea

What do you call a religious Russian hacker that leaks your private information?

Orthodoxxer.

Bill Cosby just moved in next door

He’s been on top of the house replacing broken shingles, and fixing leaks. Turns out he’s a very experienced roofer

New leaks reveal that George Washington didn't cut down that cherry tree

it was actually brought down by Russian hackers

The iCloud leaks weren't an accident at all.

It was Apple trying to make up for causing Adam and Eve to have to wear clothes in the first place.

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