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I guess half of America are whistle-blowers this morning

Cause we're all Snowden

leaf blowers are dangerous in battle

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I got fired from my job of making leaf blowers...

because they all sucked.

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Eskimo prostitutes.

Are they considered snow blowers?

Leafblowers are dangerous

Be careful! If you point a leaf blower upwards, it blows up.

If a teacup holds tea and a coffee cup holds coffee then what does a peecup hold?

Three Mexicans, a lawn mower, two leaf blowers and a half dozen rakes will fit in a peecup (pickup with Spanish accent).

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