What happens when a lighter smokes the joint instead of burning it?

Lighter becomes a highlighter.

What is the scientific name for a dog that smokes marijuana

Cannabis lupus

What do you call a family that smokes weed together?

Joint family.

There's a guy who smokes 2 cigarettes together

They asked him: why do you always smoke 2 cigarettes together?

He said: one for me, and one for my brother in prison.

After a while they saw him smoking one cigarette only and they asked him: so your brother is out of the jail?

He said: no, I stopped smoking.

Two old women are sitting on a porch smoking cigarettes.

Ask they are smoking, it begins to rain. The first woman's cigarette gets wet and goes out. As she looks at her friend, she sees something fascinating unfold.


Her friend has brought out a condom and a pair of small sewing scissors. She unrolls the condom, cuts off the end of it, and sl...

If you date twin girls, and one of them smokes weed..

Is that like getting two birds with one stoned?

My doctor smokes a pack-a-day, but he had the nerve to tell me I have to stop smoking.

I guess he took the hippocritic oath when he became a doctor.

If a little person smokes weed...

...do they get high, or do they get medium?

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