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A man walking home from the market

..and he comes across a giant bean stalk reaching into the clouds that was never there before. Trying his luck, he decides to climb.

As he gets to the 1st set of clouds, he sees the most beautiful women he's ever seen before. She tells him, "You can have me now or climb further up to success....

A man was walking down the street when he heard a distant voice say, "Climb the ladder to success."

The man then noticed a ladder leaning up against the building to his right. Again, he heard the voice: "Climb the ladder to success." The man shrugged and began to climb. The voice kept repeating itself and grew louder as the man approached the top. "Climb the ladder to success." Finally, the man re...

The ladder to success

A broke young woman is walking down the road. She happens to come across a very large ladder in the middle of road. So she asks a man standing nearby what its there for, he replies saying "well, its the ladder to success!". She then proceeds to climb the ladder very eagerly. She then finds her way t...

[Long] A man who had just died finds himself standing at the gates of Heaven.

To his right is standing an attractive women, and to his left is a ladder. The woman speaks, "Come with me through the gate and spend eternity with me, or climb the ladder to success." The man always eager to get ahead in life chooses to climb the ladder. The man finds an even more beautiful woma...

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