What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?

UCLA

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A group of vaping college students is called a smog.

A group of vaping middle school students is called down to the principal’s office.

When the smog clears over Los Angeles...

... U.C.L.A.

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A man takes his wife of 35 years to the doctors office

His wife has not been acting herself lately and wanted to have her checked out. After a thorough work up by the doctor of his wife the doctor comes back into the lobby to speak with the husband.

Husband “What is it doc?”

Doctor “Well, we have narrowed it down to 1 of 2 diseases . It’...

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There were two roommates in a mental asylum

One starts going VROOM VROOM. VROOM VROOM! **VROOM VROOM!!!**

The other, annoyed at his roommate, asks. "What are you doing?!"

"I'm a motorcycle, vroom vrooooooooooom!!!"

"Well can you stop it? It's annoying!"

"Why? Is it the noise?"

"No, bastard, it's all this smo...

A Couple were walking down a stern at night.

As they were walking, they pass by a house that seemed exceptionally quiet and dreary. The windows were pitch black, the chimney was spewing black smog, and the front door had darkness spilling from all edges. The husband was very curious as to why this house was so unnaturally dark, so went to the ...

Look at that cloud, trying to act all cool..

He's nothin' but smog

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