A man walks into his kitchen with his hands between his legs and a pained expression on his face. "what happened darling?" says his wife. "I got hit with a fastball at practice" he replies. "Oh you poor man, come here and i'll massage it better". So she pulls out his penis and begin...
I got called racist for saying 'pitch black'
The umpire disqualified me and told me I struck out and that the better thing to say would be 'Jamal, I'm ready for your fastball'.
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An American took a visiting English friend to a baseball game. The first three batters hit the ball and ran to first base. Two were thrown out, the third had a single. The next batter took a high fastball on a three-two pitch and walked to first. The Englishman said, "Those first three blokes ran li...