had to throw out my carbon monoxide detector tonight.

All that beeping was giving me a headache and making me dizzy.

I can tell a joke on nitrogen monoxide

but NO

NASA's Perseverance rover on Mars has successfully tested a device that can convert carbon dioxide (98% of Mar's atmosphere) into oxygen and carbon monoxide.

Sounds like a great idea, until all the Martians start dying from carbon monoxide poisoning.

Dihydrogen monoxide is a dangerous chemical!

It leaves two many aching!

The carbon monoxide detector is getting really annoying

But hey, at least the kids are quiet

I told a joke about carbon monoxide poisoning to my family.

They said it was very tasteless.

I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector last night.

The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.

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I wish I knew how to turn off my carbon monoxide alarm....

It's been going off for about fifteen minutes and the noise is making really dizzy and lightheaded.

"Hydrogen Monoxide! Hydrogen Monoxide! Hydrogen Monoxide!" shouted Santa.

*Asking the Chemistry teacher to play Santa this year seemed to have backfired*

How long does a carbon monoxide intoxication last?

Longer than you think.

Dihydrogen Monoxide can be used to rust metal

Imagine what it can do to your body.

There is a new Mexican cheese on the market called potassium sulfur monoxide...

Or just K-SO, for short.

My carbon monoxide alarm went off in the middle of the night

It gave me a really bad headache, so I had to turn it off.

I took the batterys out of my carbon monoxide detector.

It was beeping the whole week, and my roof told me to.

A chemist wants to open up a coffee shop

When the FDA comes to check his facility, they ask about his coffee recipe. He says, "I'm not like these other coffee shops. My coffee is made using pure science!

One part carbon monoxide and 2 parts iron."

Twas the night before Christmas

When all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a mouse.


Really should have bought a carbon monoxide detector

Don't you hate it when you're trying to have a nap and there's an alarm blaring in the background?

I just had to smash my carbon monoxide alarm to bits, it was giving me a bloody headache.

So I Submitted an Article to the School Newspaper

The article was written on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. The article ended up being brought to the attention of the administrators. After about a month, the administration closed down the school due to "chemical risks." When the school reopened, it was disconnected from all water lines.

What chemical compound prevails over constant negative press?

Carbon monoxide vanadium di-iron

I was in class one day..

I was in class one day and my my teacher asked me a question

Teacher: can you give me the chemical formula for nitrogen monoxide?

Me: NO

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