My carbon monoxide detector won’t stop beeping.

It’s giving me a headache, and dizziness, and nausea.

Electricians of Reddit. How do you turn off the carbon monoxide detector?

The loud beeping is making me feel dizzy and nauseous.

The carbon monoxide detector is getting really annoying

But hey, at least the kids are quiet

I told a joke about carbon monoxide poisoning to my family.

They said it was very tasteless.

I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector last night.

The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.

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I wish I knew how to turn off my carbon monoxide alarm....

It's been going off for about fifteen minutes and the noise is making really dizzy and lightheaded.

How long does a carbon monoxide intoxication last?

Longer than you think.

My carbon monoxide alarm went off in the middle of the night

It gave me a really bad headache, so I had to turn it off.

Why does carbon monoxide smell like

fjbsjko

I took the batterys out of my carbon monoxide detector.

It was beeping the whole week, and my roof told me to.

A chemist wants to open up a coffee shop

When the FDA comes to check his facility, they ask about his coffee recipe. He says, "I'm not like these other coffee shops. My coffee is made using pure science!

One part carbon monoxide and 2 parts iron."

Twas the night before Christmas

When all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a mouse.


Really should have bought a carbon monoxide detector

What chemical compound prevails over constant negative press?

Carbon monoxide vanadium di-iron

Don't you hate it when you're trying to have a nap and there's an alarm blaring in the background?

I just had to smash my carbon monoxide alarm to bits, it was giving me a bloody headache.

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