What do you call when two people roll marihuana together?
A joint effort.
The Lizard & The Monkey
One day, A lizard was walking down a path in the woods when he smelled something very odd. He did his best to sniff out where the source of the smell was coming from, and after a long travel he found it.
The lizard looks up into a tree, only to see a monkey smoking. Being a curious lizard, he...
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A man is complaining to his friend: "My elbow really hurts. I think I need to see a doctor." His friend answers: "Dude, this is 2012, in the supermarket they have a new computer that can diagnose much faster and cheaper. Just place a urine sample in the machine and it says what's wrong, and that onl...