What do Germans use for birth control?

Their sense of humor

An old german fisherman always brought his boat in with perfect lobsters

(Helps if you know a couple of German words).
Two young fisherman admired his skill as they struggled to catch half the quality and quantity he did.

One day the old fisherman came back looking furious and with an empty boat. One of the young men called out "What's the matter, did you say ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Wise words and thoughts.

As I’ve grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

I’m responsible for what I say, not what you understand.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.

My tole...

I sent my hearing aids for repair 2 weeks ago

Haven't heard anything sense.

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