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Ski Lift Jokes

I watched the movie Frozen with my four year old daughter

My daughter didn't like the part when the girlfriend got her hand stuck to the ski lift at all.

Trump and Hillary go skiing

Trump and Hillary decide to go skiing to decide who will win the presidency. It is decided that whoever reaches the bottom of the hill fastest will be the next president.
However, as Hillary reaches the halfway point the ski lift above the slope breaks and chops her head clean off. Her head then ...

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Vacation in the alps

This is a translation/version of a joke from a Swedish movie. I take no credit in its creation.
A Swedish family of four is on vacation in the Austrian alps. The mother is in a gift-shop when her daughter bursts in.
>- Mom! Mom! Dad's in the hospital with a broken arm, a cracked rib and a b...

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