(some very basic french is needed to understand) During the international annual ice cat race, they introduced all the cat-racers!
There was a french cat - Un Deux Trois
A spanish cat - Uno Dos Tres
And an american cat - one two three
The cats got behind the starting line on the ice, which was frozen on real water. The whistle was blown and the cats take off! Eventually, the French cat seems to be winning!...
Welcome to the 23rd annual Leper Colony marathon! We now go down to our racers at the start of the first leg.
Aaaaaand they're off!
All nascar racers must be Democrats
Becuase all they do is go left
You don't see that everyday.
A man was driving his ferrari down a country road when a farmer flagged him down and said that his tractor died in a field and needed a little help. The man agreed to help tow the farmer's tractor back to his farm. They agreed that the tractor's left blinker meant speed up and the right blinker mean...
Matthew McConaughey just bought NASCAR
And he's making racers drive the opposite direction. Now instead of making left turns, they're going all right, all right, all right
I've never been a superstitious man, but...
Last night, in my dream, I saw before my eyes a giant number '7'. I woke up at 7:00 am that morning, but that didn't phase me, that's when I always wake up. After going through my routine I notice that I'm 7 minutes ahead of schedule. Peculiar, but hardly supernatural. I hopped in my car and noticed...