A behavioral scientist confronts her lab's receptionist:
'For the last time, I'm analyzing simulated populations. Not "playing with my imaginary friends"!'
(Shamelessly plagiarized from New Scientist)
[Long]A squad of soldiers-in-training stood in line to get their practice weapons...
...for an upcoming simulated battle. As the last guy got up to the sergeant, the sergeant said, “sorry son, we’re all out. Take this broom instead.” The private looked puzzled so the sergeant explained, “When you see the enemy, point the broom at them and say ‘bangity, bangity, bang.’ Don’t worry, i...
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An engineer threw a party for all of his friends.
During the party, someone realized that the big lottery drawing was that night. Since they were low on beer, they decided to all come up with their lottery numbers and buy their tickets during the beer run.
The programmer created an interactive program, complete with simulated announcer readi...
Ways To Get Rid Of Telemarketers
An old one, but a good one…
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for Bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
2. If they start out with, “How are you today?” say, “Why do you want to know?” Or you can say, “I'm so glad you asked, because no one seems to care...
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