Did you hear about the new antiseptic healing cream that’s actually just a placebo?

They call it Pseudocrem.

Scientists have come up with a new name for experiments that utilize placebos

Trick or treatment

What idiot decided to call it “randomized clinical trial with placebo”

And not “trick or treatment”

Placebos

Turns out I'm addicted to placebos. I thought I could quit any time, but then withdrawal made me psychosomatic and gave me hypochondria.

I'm addicted to placebos.

I could quit but it wouldn't matter.

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I know that the placebos is supposed to help with testing pills and medicines if they actually work...

But who's smart-ass idea was it to try it with Birth Control!?!?

On my way home from work today I was listening to Placebo..

I thought I was listening to something else, but obviously I was the control group.

Is that placebo working for you?

Well, now that you mention it, no.

My doctor is concerned my hypochondria is getting worse

So he put me on stronger placebos.

I got in trouble for using performance enhancing drugs

I took a placebo before my psychology exam

I was part of a scientific study on the calming effects of listening to the Three Tenors.

I felt great, but was in the control group. It turns out I was listening to Placebo Domingo.

What's the difference between a mad engineer and a mad scientist?

The mad engineer builds an efficient, well-desined death ray and destroys the world in one blow.

The mad scientist builds his death ray and divides the world into three randomised groups: an experimental group to be killed, a control group to be spared and a group that is told they are dead ...

So I was part of a double blind clinical study...

So I was a part of a double blind clinical study of the effects of sugar pills on patients. Little did I know, I was part of the placebo group and was given Xanax.

They found the biggest hypochondriac yet…

… he overdosed on placebos.

My doctor advised me for stress reduction to listen to opera music

He gave me a CD. I've been listening all night but I'm not sure if its actually having an effect. It says on the cover the guys name is Placebo Domingo.

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